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The Loan Ranger Bandit is an American bank robber who committed a series of bank robberies throughout the states of Texas, Mississippi, Kentucky, and Arkansas, beginning in 2009. The Loan Ranger Bandit has been positively identified as 37-year-old Richard Swicegood of Waxahachie, Texas, following a traffic stop by Arkansas State Police in early July 2014. The traffic stop followed a robbery of the Summit Bank in Benton, Arkansas on July 1, 2014, believed to have been committed by Swicegood.
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