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Andrew Byerly Birge is the current acting United States attorney for the Western District of Michigan. Birge was appointed U.S. attorney by the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Michigan on March 16, 2018,. and served until his successor, Mark Totten, was sworn in on May 5, 2022.
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The Kansas Argyles were a men's indoor soccer team that played regionally in the Southwest Indoor Soccer League (SISL). Based in Wichita, Kansas, the team was composed of local players and managed by Ian Anderson, former Scottish International, NASL, MISL player, and Randy Schuessler.
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