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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}

{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}

{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}

{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}

{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}

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